She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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