We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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