so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
