I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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