i think my mom watched the whole time
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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