West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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