We won't sleep together?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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