Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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