all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
