so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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