girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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