therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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