and you said cock pushups were impossible
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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