I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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