i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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