Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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