Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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