In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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