He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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