Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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