i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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