Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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