You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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