Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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