So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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