could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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