Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I love having hate sex.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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