so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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