I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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