Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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