i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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