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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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