that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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