omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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