he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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