??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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