check it out our google latitudes are spooning
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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