Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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