So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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