And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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