all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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