just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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