you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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