I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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