OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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