Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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