I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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