HIV tests are more positive than that guy
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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