There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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