Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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