I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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