Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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