Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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