I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
