He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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