Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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