Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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